KELLY: Oh, Katy, get this: Tim said that he doesn't feel comfortable when women hold the door for men. He was like "yeah, I think men should hold the door."
MAGGIE (katy's sister): That's funny because I seem to recall him slamming the door in Caitlyn's face.

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KATY: Did I tell you I got called a tramp this morning? (by one of her students)
KELLY: What? No.
KATY: Yeah, at like 8:30! And I was like "there is no way I'm starting my day by getting called a tramp at 8:30! 9:00, okay...but not 8:30!"

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KATY: Wally, I think "poppin' my collar" should be your theme song.
(later wally tells a story about how he almost "died")
KATY: Well, I'm glad you didn't die, but if you did I would have to advocate to have "poppin my collar" played at your funeral.

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KELLY: Why don't you work at Abercrombie anymore?
WALLY (serious): The whole company just like changed so fast. Like when I started working there it was all about making out with your co-workers and if you got a chance, fold a shirt or two. But then that changed and they wanted me to do more stuff and they started hiring ugly people so it really wasn't worth it anymore.