March 01, 2002 - SPILT SHIT

THESE ARE SOME THINGS FROM OUR WEEKEND IN LACROSSE. FUN TIMES WERE HAD BY ALL...

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MATT: What's your little black book?

NIC: It's this book for Lent with little things we read every day.

MATT: So...does that count for meat credit?

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NIC: Matt, you would turn gay for Kevin.

MATT: Nicki, I AM gay for Kevin.

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NIC: I figure it's okay to eat meat today because I didn't eat meat all week.

MATT: Whatever, Nicole. Don't stand next to me when the lightning bolt strikes.

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(Jared told us a bizarre story where he went to pour some milk and suprisingly shit his pants)
MEL: I just didn't get it. I was like "What Jared? Did you spill your milk? Don't cry over spilt milk!"

MATT: Spilt shit though...That's something to cry about!

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MATT: Kelly and Nicole, you two have the worst taste in men I have ever seen.

(we all just stare at him)

KELL: So what does that say about you?

MATT: I don't care. I don't know what that says about me, but I'm willing to take that blow to win the arguement.

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(after Mel runs into a curb during a snowstorm)

MATT: Oh my God! It's "Misery"!

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(after Matt, Kelly, and Alison move Mel's car to the other side of the lot)

MEL: Where the hell is my car?!

NIC: What? It isn't here?

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NIC: They even have their own swing routine.

KELL: Matt, how come we don't have a swing routine?

AL: Because Matt's a lot better dancer than you.