Annie's Wedding

(we're driving down Snelling, still looking for a gas station after passing like three)

KELLY: Are we going to a specific gas station?
JEFF (angie's dad): Yeah right. (laughing) A specific gas station.
(he keeps laughing and his wife, paula, joins in)
ANGIE (annoyed): I don't know why you're all laughing since it appears to be true!

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(wedding toast advice was "never go to bed mad")

JOSH (angie's bf): You'll just have to stay awake angry.
ANGIE: Awww! Honey! Such a romantic!

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(about little kid hanging on another little girl)
JOSH: We were just saying he was such a little ladies man.
KELLY: Yeah...although I think that may be his cousin.
JOSH: Ladies man from Texas I see.

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JEFF: That's not a great idea. It's not even a good idea.
JOSH: What?
JEFF: I'm not even gonna tell you it's such a bad idea.

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JOSH: Good cheese.
KELLY: Well, you're in Wisconsin now.
(pause)
JOSH: No I'm not. (we're in minnesota)KELLY: Oh well I was a sociology major, not science or like...mapmaking.
JOSH: Geography.
KELLY: Right.

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JOSH: Hey, is this Steve Earle?
ANGIE: I don't know and you're hand up my skirt isn't going to help me remember.