Mr.C: Wait, who's that one you like- across the hall?
KELLY: Nick. But turns out he's getting married.
MR. B: Yeah, but did you ask him do he fuck around?

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KELLY:...and finally the girl told me she did take the dollar and it's at home.
BRENNA: You should yell at them!
KELLY: I did! But what good is yelling going to do? That's not going to change anything.
BRENNA: (thinks) there's got to be a book about this somewhere.

(later I tell mom and dad the above story)

MOM: She should know, she'd be in it.

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MEL: The funniest thing Susan said was in the mid-80s they started making toys that were safe so natural selection never weeded out all of the idiots and so now they're all in her class.
KELLY: WHAT?
SUSAN: It's true. Fisher Price stopped making the little toys you coud choke on. I blame big blocks.

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