AW: Someone on my busstop was talking about you. The was saying you could play connect the dots on your face. You get it?
KELLY: Yeah. I get it.
AW: That's funny. You wanna know who said it?
KELLY: Sure.
AW: It was me!

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CARRIE: I'm writing up one of your students for spinners, rubber bands, and taking his pants off during class.

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MAGGY: I tried to call her to tell her I was engaged but her mailbox was full. Who's mailbox is full? Drugdealers. Drugdealers and people that are bad at their jobs.