Retirement

MARY: Stop talking! Can't you see I'm on the verge of creating my own CSI episode?


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MARY: You know, by the time you finish sharpening your pencil I will have retired!

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(this big white kid is annoying me)
KELLY: Who's this kid? What's his name.
KATE V: That would be Mr. Smith.
KID: That's my slave name!

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KELLY: Who are you!? I've never met you before.
SETH: I'm Seth... who are you?
KELLY: I'm Kelly. Nice to meet you.
SETH: You have a helluva way of introducing yourself.

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(about her first retail job)

COLLEEN: Seriously, Hallmark is full of freaks.