KELLY: Look at that old guy just wandering around (at dotties)
JOHN(with a wisconsin accent): "OH, look at all the knicknacks!"

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KELLY (after tfa interview all day looks down to see the clasp on pants came undone and just folds the flaps over): I'm too tired to button my pants.

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DREA: Do I have a story for YOU! I was just in the bathroom and the girl in the stall next to me farted SO LOUD and when she came out we were all just like waiting for her like "AWWW shiiit!"

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DREA: I cannot talk to my dad on the phone. If I try to tell him anything he'll be like "okay-okay-okay I'll get your mom!"

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(after spending time with former residents at a bar and the last one leaves)

JOHN: So, did you want to go back to witte and fill out an activity report?

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(11th of 15 voicemails John left from the Church Key)
JOHN: We're out of popcorn.

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(I run into Jessica McV, one of my favorite friends that I don't see nearly enough because of the stupid army)

KELLY: I can't believe I ran into you!!
JOHN (monotone/accusatory): Who are you? I've never heard about you. Kelly's never mentioned you.