(we're at breakfast after a long night of fun and dan is falling asleep at the table. dan is leaving in one day for the peace corps)

BJ: Whatta you doin?
DAN: What? (waking up from the table) I'm planning my next move.
BK: Your next move is riding your bike thirty miles to see Umfoofoo about some fish.

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BK: This bacon is for jews.


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(we're coming out of breakfast where drunk joe spilled everything he got on his lap: water, chocolate milk, syrup...)

BJ: Well, it was my goal to see the sun come up and I think I did pretty well.
JOE: Well, it was MY goal to spill every liquid I received on my pants this morning and so I think I did pretty well too.