AMY: I used to hate when dad would give me the silent treatment but now I kinda just like the quiet.

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MOM: How did the tournament go?
AMY: (mumbles)
MOM: What?
AMY: I SAAAAID, it made me want to quit golf (stomps off)
MOM: Okay! Have a nice day!

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MOM: The class I'm teaching is called "Nature Nuts." (imitating the kids) "I don wanna be no nature nut!"
KELLY: How old are these kids?
MOM: They're like in first and second grade! I was like "You ARE? I thought you guys were at least 20!"

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MOM: They're forcing Infinity to be a nature nut.

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JOHN: All I'm saying is when there's smoke, there's fire and when there's flaming there's a faggot.