(about why the store she worked at went out of business)
KATE:....and he was doing crack.
KELLY: crack?
KATE: I know, it wasn't even cocaine.

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NANCY K: Kelly I've had two goals in my life: to go to europe and see Sinatra preform live. And I did both of those before I was 25 and haven't made a goal since.

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(playing trivial pursuit)

BRE: It's another sport one.
KELLY: Damn, the only sport I know about is Quidditch.