Mr. B: For a while there I had two cell phones.
KELLY: Why two cell phones?
Mr.B: Shit on the side.

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M.E.: Teacher pull up your shirt!
(it's a little low but nothing too scandlous. I pull it up anyway.)
M.E.: OOOOH! I see it!
KELLY: What?
NR: Yo boom booms.

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NR: It's the 17!
KELLY: Close! Close, but no cigar!
NR: That mean a blunt cigarillo.