(Dan is Maggy's BF)

KELLY: God. My mom would just be ecstatic if I brought Dan home.
MAGGY: Cuz he's cute and nice?
KELLY: Yup.
MAGGY: And white.

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YVETTE: I fart. I'm the gas master.

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REMY: What's the difference between Puerto Rico and the Dominican Republic?
LAURA: They're two different countries.

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(talking about this ugly guy)
ALECIA: I have a thing about teeth.
BRADINA: I have a thing about faces.

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BRENNA: And we were doing this dancing... it's called "bar-esque"
KELLY: BURLESQUE?
BRENNA: Oh...yeah. That.

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(Amy comes out in a leather vest with fur lining)

DAD: How many wolves had to die for that outfit?

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(about George W moving back to Texas)

CHRISTIAN: He's the one guy everybody's available to help move.
KELLY: Droves of people show up like, "Can I take a box, lamp, SOMETHING? Let's get a move on!"