Gleasonpalooza 07

(soilja boy is playing)

Uncle Marty (clapping): Your mama sits on the back of the bus.

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(two girls with the last name "Porn" walked the older siblings to school)

someone: Why couldn't you go to kindergarten?
MARTY: We were running low on Porns. No porns could take me to school.

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(mary ellen calls last call at the condo)

MARTY: Now if you're "smarter than a gleason" do you ignore last call?

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(Kevin used to listen to "Riders on the Storm"- a fairly depressing song- over an over. Also, my chain-smoking grandma is dealing with the new smoking ban in Chicago)

MARTY: Mom will be sitting in her apartment going (sings) "Riders on the storm...I cannot go to eat... no smoking in Chicago." Now I get it! Now I understand what my 15-year-old son was going through!