MEXICO 07

NICK (pointing to an old couple watching the sunset): You know what I can't help thinking about when I see those two? A viagra commercial. "If you're snorkling and have had an erection for more than five hours...watch out for the barricuda."

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AMY: I feel like they think our family's a drunken shit show.

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LUIS: Feliz Navidad.
BRENNA: Dude, this is way fucking better than any Navidad I've ever had.

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DAD: I named a dog named after "Jumping Jack Flash." It still makes me sick to think about giving that dog away.
KELLY: Why did you?
DAD: I was in no condition to take care of a dog.
KELLY: That didn't stop you from having kids.

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(it's raining. hard. a waiter walks by.)

NICK: Say Kelly- can you ask him if he has an ark?

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(dad has a fanny pack)

NICK (to desk worker): Tell me something. In Mexico, does having a fanny pack mean the same as it does in the US?
FELIPE: I don't understand.
NICK: Well, does it mean that you're rather...you know...gay?

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AMY: I guess it's true what they say: tequila really does make your clothes fall off.