STUDENT: I was on this volleyball team where I was all-time server.
TEACHER: Was that a polish league?

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STUDENT: Don't be upset I've got to wear floaties to eat soup.

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(I'm teaching the kids to play Taboo)
STUDENT: Teacher!! This still feels like learning!

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(a bunch of wild, drunk girls get into a Lexus outside of the club at bar time)

SHAYLA: And that is reason #952 why that is a RENTED Lexus.

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