Call the UN

MARY: What is this scuffle? What's going on back there?
STUDENT (little voice): He dropped his pencil.
MARY: Dropped his pencil? Okay, well is everything going to be okay or do we need to call the UN?

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MARTY: Beautiful streets we have here. It's like we're in Dresden.

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KATE: Cubs games are ridiculous. It's all people our age crazy drunk in a parking lot. It's like an enormous meat market. It's awesome.

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KATE: Looks like I'm trapped with Fitz. He was like, "I really like you," and I was like, "Well that sucks since I want to get on like 8 of your friends here."

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BRENNA: Midwestern guys are the best. Kate, didn't you say that when you were in New York?
KATE: Totally. Guys from the midwest are where it's at.
KELLY: Really?? Cuz it feels like I've tapped Milwaukee DRY.

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KELLY: Who wants to tell us about the Great Depression?
IG (sighs and rolls her eyes): YOU.