Thanksgiving '10

GRANDMA: Your dad was telling me how to get rid of my aches and pains.
AUNT AMY: *My* dad?
GRANDMA: No. *Your* dad was the one that gave me my aches and pains.

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(playing a game)

AUNT AMY: I'm not acting out shit.

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MARTY: Has anyone seen the cat?
(everyone mumbles no and looks around)
MOM: Well, I've *seen* the cat. Just not recently.

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(I teach mom how to dance to hip hop- particularly how to "get low." She does it.)

MOM: Wait. What does it mean when someone gets low?