It Is What It Is

(at Landmark)
KELLY: I'm bad at all games with hand/eye coordination. I'm bad at everything in this building... except drinking.
BRON: I hate to be the one to tell you, but you're a pretty sloppy drunk, too.

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BUS REPORT: Student was out of control yelling and hitting others. When told to stop student said, "It is what it is."

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Al (student): It's EUROPEAN SOCCER! IT'S EUROPEAN SOCCER!
KELLY: Europeans call soccer "football."
AL: What do you know about it? You're retarded.
KELLY: I'm not retarded. I have a master's degree.
AL: Yeah. In SPECIAL ED!