NORAH (abc group): Can I just make a weird observation? On a scale from one to... classy I'd have to give this place a one....but they have REALLY NICE toilet paper!

NORAH: The funniest thing I heard was Dave R say, "I rode dirty for nothing."

(there is a box at the Sin Bin- the bar that sponsers our kickball team- that is a collection box for a guy who is in jail. There is a posting on the box about the guy that says...)
SIGN: Joe is currently serving three years in the state pen for six misunderstandings.