KELLY: I don't know, but maybe it's so wrong it could be right.
MATT: That has to be part of your book title.

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KELLY: How long have you been married?
Mr.B: umm....six years. Don't do it.

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DAD: She was smoking pot every day. Every day.
MOM: I was not! It was twice!
KELLY: Last time you said it was once!
DAD: Yeah, each time it gets to be more. I'm telling you- every day she'd drive out to those cornfields at lunch.
MOM: How would you even know? You weren't there!
DAD: I was the one selling it to you!