(lost on the way to lake geneva)
MARLON: Hey Navigator, were we supposed to take that exit?
KELLY: Oh gosh...um I don't know. Was that Highway 12?
MARLON: Do me a favor and don't talk to me when we get to Lake Geneva.

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(on my poor navigating)
MARLON: Now I see why your kids can't read.

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(after calling Mary 3 times for directions)
MARY: I had no idea you guys were taking the short bus to Lake Geneva.

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(in Mukwanago)
MARLON: Will you just get out of the car and ask them for directions!
KELLY: Why can't you do it?
MARLON: They don't have people like me in Mukwanago. Just go in there and tell them your black driver doesn't know where he's going.

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(after passing a light display of the 12 days of christmas where I was able to name ALL 12 days)
KELLY: Aren't you impressed that I knew all 12 days of Christmas?
MARLON: No. You're white. It's in your DNA to know that.

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(after a wild night in lake geneva)
MONIQUE: Marlon says he's not going to the Christmas party cus he needs to be away from people for awhile.
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Ms. Q: Did you drive on your own?
KELLY: No. I rode up there with Marlon.
MS. Q: Who's Marlon?
KELLY: Culpepper.
MS. Q: His name's Marlon? I thought his name was Bryan.
KELLY: Nope. It's Marlon.
MS. Q: I can't believe that. He worked in my room all year last year and I called him Bryan. He never said anything! Like, "my name's not Bryan." (pause) I just called him Bryan yesterday.

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(Ms. F is showing me a picture of her ex-husband's new fiance that he left on his phone)
KELLY: God. What is she 12?
Ms. F: Something like that. I don't know- she lives in Florida.
KELLY: How'd they meet?
Ms. F: The internet. He got her on ebay or something.

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COURT: Dammit. I forgot to order those cards.
ALISON: What?
MATT: Courtney buys Planned Parenthood cards every year and never sends them. She forgot to buy them.