JOHN (about his soon-to-be-ex-boyfriend): The first week was like "this is great." The second week was like "okay, we're getting to know each other." The third week was like "I'm having a few doubts," and the fourth week was "get out of my apartment."

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MR. CUNNINGHAM (to martarius): You've got too nice of braids to be acting like this!

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KELLY: Yeah, did you hear this? Cunningham gave everyone that got a 4.0 50 bucks!
ROB (6th grader): Yeah, what a waste of 250 dollars.

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KELLY: Hey Mr. Cunningham, nice vest. Look Nakyia, Mr. Cunningham has a vest on today, too.
NAKYIA: We both wearin vests!
MR. CUNNINGHAM: Yeah, I got the memo.
NAKYIA (to me): He said he got a limo!
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(student comes into the building after school's out)
BLUNT: Where you goin?
student: I just...
BLUNT: Okay, you know what? Just...you know what- why don't you just take the rest of the night off.
(student sighs and walks out of the building)
KELLY: That was hilarious. "Take the rest of the night off"- I love it.
BLUNT: Yeah, I first said that to my manager when I was 19 working at the burger king. She was bothering me and I was just like "You know what? Just take the rest of the night off."
KELLY: What'd she say?
BLUNT: She went home.