KELLY: I brought you some treats.
J.C. (age 7): Did you make them?
KELLY: Yup.
J.C.: Did you bring chocolate cake?
KELLY: No...
J.C.: WHAT THE HECK?! I LOVE CHOCOLATE CAKE!

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(baby shower)
MS. C (reading a sleeper): "God loves little girls."
MS. J: And big ones too.
(later)
MS. C: "The best things come in small packages."
KELLY and MS. J (in unison): And in big ones.