(talking about when the two of them drained a bottle of wine together at the first "porch party")

DAD: By 9:30 I was dead, the house was sold, and she was living in a co-op.
MOM: I SAID YOU COULD COME IF YOU WANT TO!

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(Brenna's talking about how a bunch of people were mean to her because they got jealous)

DAD: Why don't you tell them to suck on this (crosses arms in front of his genital area)?

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KRISTIN: Did you guys want to do a liquor store crawl?