KRAMER'S KOTTAGE 08

SHEILA: You guys should kayak out to that party boat. There are a bunch of boys.
KELLY: How old are they?
SHEILA: Old enough

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EILEEN: You guys were funny circling the party boat in your kayaks. It was kind of like "Jaws."

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(after our "dance party" on the porch)
KATE: I love working out kinda buzzed!

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KELLY: I like Jamie. He's a nice guy.
MARTY: When he's awake. For someone who doesn't work he sure needs a lot of rest.

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KELLY: Where's Jamie.
MARTY: Probably napping. We're getting concerned he may be narcoleptic.

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KELLY: Did you worry a lot before you were a parent?
PATTY: No....I mean.... kids ruin you.

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SHEILA: Hey Kate, did you hear we ruined mom?

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STEVE: Was it as hot in Africa as they say it is?
KRAMER: I don't know.
STEVE: What to you mean you don't know?
KRAMER: I don't know. I never rode by a bank.

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KATE: I'm glad you (new guy) don't know Arrested Development. That would have been another hour lost to quotes.

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KATE: I love floating.
KELLY: Me too.
KATE: We should add that to our interests on facebook.
KELLY: Totally.
KATE: Floating....and sandwiches. I love sandwiches.

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LAURA (age 8): Did you know when you put oreos in the freezer it takes away the calories?
KELLY: Who taught you that?
LAURA: Your aunt patty.

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(when we were little we would go to the top bedroom and watch the tv next door)

SHEILA: We were watching "Cheers," and Kate was like, "Whoa! Sam's kissing another man!" Wait.... nope. It's Rebecca.

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