the banana peel

MARY: You should see this mother. She's got one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel.

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JALONNA: ...and how's someone gonna be like, "I hear you were in BB's office eating oatmeal this morning"? Damn, you gotta get all up in my BOWL and talk about it?

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J's friend: Who's G--?
JALONNA: The one who be wearin summer shit all winter.
J's friend: Who's J--?
JALONNA: The one who be wearin after-five shit to work.
KELLY: That's TERRIBLE!
JALONNA: Please. Tell me you didn't see her in that tube top and want to just cry.