Clingon

MARY: What's the answer to number 4? Carmelo?
CARMELO: Um... I think it's 13... then 6,7,8.
(silence)
MARY: I'm GOING HOME! What language was that? Cling-on?

*(the answer was 2 cm)

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KELLY: Veronica just got mad at me and gave me the POINTER finger. She told me that I was lucky to be a teacher or she would have given me the real one.