Christmas Spirit

(Maggy, Katy, and Jenny's dad starts to mumble along with the Christmas Karaoke)
KELLY: Oh look! Tom's singing! Are you getting into the Christmas spirit?
TOM: No. The scotch just reached my brain.

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(regarding our family christmas trip to mexico)MOM: You know, they say people aren't going to Mexico because there have been a ton of muggings and pirates abducting people.
ME: Whatever. It still sounds better than last Christmas.