Thursday, December 23, 2010

I'll have the Perch

KELLY: I'm worried this relationship has ruined my promiscuity.
TIM: Awe. Come on, Kell. I'm sure you'll be back to your slutty ways in no time.

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KELLY: Alright, I'm having a drink. Apparently my sobriety was ruining Meara's birthday.
TIM: It was ruining mine and it's six months away.

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TIM: Wait, what? You're not drinking?
KELLY: No. I can have fun without alcohol.
TIM: NO YOU CAN'T!

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SUDS: Apparently the 2am Tuesday night perch fish fry from Pizza Shuttle isn't so great.

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FAY: We were just sitting there having some snacks...
SUDS: Munching on some perch?

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SUDS: Wait until you see the inside of Fay's car. She has all these games and things. It's like a roving indoor recess.

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(Kate has 3 teenage daughters)

KELLY: So now I'm going to be alone for Christmas, alone for New Year's, alone for my birthday, alone for Valentine's Day...
(silence)
KATE: God... That sounds like heaven. You're not really selling me here, Ranz.

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