A Night Out With Karen: Post "Grease"

KAREN: There are not enough costumes in the world to satisfy me.

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KAREN: I basically married my dad... except right now my dad looks a little better.

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KAREN: How's that different from Sex-on-the-Beach?
BARTENDER: All of the ingredients.

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KAREN: I had this terrible haircut from a mexican woman at JC Penny....

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KAREN: Corduroy is SEXY!

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KAREN: So... where are you on the sexual continuum?
MF: I haven't kissed a girl... much.

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KAREN (yelling at a stranger): By the way, I'm not going home with you! I'm going home with the little guy over there! (loudly whispering to me) I wanted to say "the little Asian."