KELLY: So is Sarah your girlfriend? Because when I asked her about it she kind of paused...
KATY: That's news to Brian.
BRIAND: Well if she were to see someone else I wouldn't like that. So I guess you could say we're pretty serious.
KELLY: Sounds pretty serious.
BRIAND: That and I did sex to her.

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KELLY: BJ invited me to his superbowl party and wally immediatly un-invited me.
BJ: so are you coming?
KELLY: I don't know...I'll be in Madison all day.
BJ: What kind of place is Madison? It's like Narnia. I don't even think it exists. Why don't you just come at half time? That will make everyone happy. I'll be happy you showed up and Wally will be happy you weren't there the entire time.