KELLY: They all want to get married and I just don't get it!
DAD: Well maybe..They had...parents with a good marriage.
MOM: That's strike two. One more and you're out.

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KELLY: I got a scholarship from the Y.
JOHN: Scholarship? Scholarship? What was it like "funds for fatties"?

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JOHN: So when you say you're a republican what does that mean?
KELLY (Sarah's friend): I don't know...
JOHN: Well does it mean that like you think porn should be illegal and gays are going to hell?
KELLY: Yes.
(later, after she had left)
JOHN: She could have been like "I believe in small government and fiscal responsibility" and I'd be like okay, but nope- it's the porn and the gays.