Friday, February 17, 2006

(Patrice walks in to work in the afternoon with her 12-year-old son)
KELLY: hey Quamaine! What's up?
(no answer)
KELLY: What are you doing here?
(no answer)
PATRICE: We had a bit of an incident. You know...the fire department was at my house.

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(the day of the snowstorm- and Kristin is going nuts because she loves weather)
KELLY: And you know, the great thing about this interest, Kristin, is that there will ALWAYS be weather.
KRISTIN: I know! Isn't that great!

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TRUDY: I had quite the visit this morning with a new client. She said to me "Why should I teach him to talk since in a few years I'll just have to teach him to shut up?"
KRISTIN: What'd you say? What'd you say?
TRUDY: Well I didn't know what to say. I just said "well he'll probably need to know how to talk for school and other things."

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VICTOR: You know what I say about your daughter (me)? I say she's short on ears and long on mouth.

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