(talking about BK's upcoming gay kiss in "angels in america")
DAVE: You never know- it might be the most normal thing he's ever done.

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(couple at a bar)
HIPPY GUY: I'm not as dumb as I look.
NERDY GIRL: Well that's okay cuz I'm not as smart as I look.

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KELLY: Okay, well I'm gonna go watch the Office and shave my sweaters.
ALISON (laughing): Seriously?
KELLY: Yeah. I've been doing that for like the last hour and a half.
AL: That reminds me of the time I told you and matt that I coudn't go out because I had to "make some lists"

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KELLY: I remember calling you angrily a lot but what did I actually say?
SUDs: I believe the phrase "donkey punch" came up a few times.