Kramer's Cottage

(I was taking an herb called "Calm Dragon")
UNCLE MARTY: And how long have you been on the doggy downers?

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MARTY: He'll figure it out. He IS gifted.
PATTY: Shh. We're not supposed to talk about that.
MARTY: Well you shouldn't have told me on margarita day.

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(playing "Never Have I Ever" or "Ten Fingers")
KATE: Never have I ever thought animals in costume were cute.
(Kate claps, meaning she has)
KELLY: Tell the story!
SHEILA: When did you think that was cute?
(Kate stares in disbelief)
KATE: When's it NOT cute?

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JARED: Never have I ever watched Sex and the City while eating ice cream.
(kate and kelly keep clapping)

-- later I tell brenna--

BRE (to Jared, in disbelief): How did you know about that?

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KELLY: This game is boring.
SHEILA: Spice it up.
KELLY: I DID spice it up and everyone was like...
SHEILA: TOO SPICY!!

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(after playing several rounds of "king of the raft" Kate gets injured and is crying on the way back to the pier. It's silent.)
SHEILA: Best game EVER!

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(sheila injurs her boyfriend's face with the jet ski and then hits him with a frisbee)

KATE: You'd think the kid would take a hint.