Diversity Salad Texts

KELLY: I'm at a diversity training for 3 days. I'm so glad you're not here to make snarky comments cuz I'd get kicked out and probably fired.
JOHN: Don't sleep against a pole and DON'T put a pencil down anyone's pants. Don't look at Laura H and certainly don't say shenanigans.
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KELLY: btw- America is not a melting pot. It's a salad.
JOHN: Why must they always compare race in America to food?

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JOHN: You should raise your hand and say you're not racist cause you've had sex with multiple black men.

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JOHN (who is gay): Why do people become so gay and annoying when they talk about identity and diversity?

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JOHN: I wonder if sending text messages during training is indicative of the privilege and power you have as a white person.

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KELLY: It's day 2 so everyone's telling stories and crying.
JOHN: Dude. I hate shit like that. That's why I chose to be prejudiced.

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