KRISTIN: Where's Victor with that pizza he said he was bringing up here?
KELLY: Um, I think that was a joke.
KRISTIN: Well that's not very funny.

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(Kristin runs marathons and she was talking about how she often has to go to the bathroom halfway through her practice runs)
KRISTIN: I like to go to McDonald's because it's just like "you're food's shit so you deserve someone taking a big dump here."

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