KELLY: I'm trying to think if I've ever kissed someone with a mustache...
BRENNA: I got mine waxed.

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KELLY: Brenna likes to share other people's things.
BRENNA: I share!
DAD: You don't have anything!

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(mom puts on my lip gloss)
MOM (to dad): Are you really turned on?

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NickS: Your dad kind of reminds me of the retarted brother I never had.

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(this kid was yelling by the pool all day long driving mom nuts)

MOM: I have an idea! Let's go down to the pool and be as loud as possible!
KELLY: Yeah, too bad we don't know that kid's name.
MOM: It's Felix, that little fucker.

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(dad's been singing off-key to the eagles by the pool. NickS turns on some Marley)
NickS: You know what I like best about this song?
DAD: What's that?
NickS: You don't know any of the words.

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(christmas day)
BRENNA: Amy just called me a Nazi.

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FELIX (crying and yelling with his british accent at another little boy): I don't like you! You can't come to my party!

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(after mom bought goji juice from linda)
KELLY: Mom's pissed because I bought a four dollar sandwich.
AMY: Whatever, go buy some more 150 dollar juice.

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BRENNA: I get a kick out of myself.