JC (age 6): I hate it when skunks fart on you.

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differentKELLY: We're writing a joint book about teaching in tough areas called, "Close Your Door and Teach."

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KRISTIN: I can't imagine being Chinese.

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JOHN: I have a student that when he says something inappropriate I burp and blow it in his face and it's not something I'd bring up at a job interview but it's quite effective.


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(on phone before john comes to town)
KELLY: Well, I'd better get going.
JOHN: Yeah, you're right. We'd better save some material for the 36 hours we will be one.