KATIE D: Where are their other friends?
KRISTIN: I don't know. They were like, "They're supposed to maybe fly in at 10:30," and I'm like "well that's like 10 minutes from now- are you guys really with it?"

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AMY: I'm in my bedroom right now because there are all of these people over for a shuhastu.
KELLY: What's a shuhastu? Like a party?
AMY: It's like a meal. A neverending meal. A neverending meal of meat.

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(about brazil)
AMY: They put sugar on everything. And they drink coke all day. I'm like "no wonder you people are always so excited- you're high on sugar and coke all the time!"

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AMY: Dad writes me these emails that are like one sentence long. I joke with him and say "only 20 more emails and I might actually have a full paragraph from you!"

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(Mel brings a whole bunch of beer- which she's allergic to- to Nicki's engagement party)

MATT: Melissa just brings things people have left in her house to parties. "Here's some bread! It's poison to me but happy engagement!"

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(nicki's engagement party with her conservative family)

ADAM'S DAD: I saw a bumper sticker today that said, "The road to hell is paved with liberals."
GREG: Oh we like him! Come sit down! We'll make room!
RUSS: We can kick a liberal out of her chair to make room if we have to!