(discussing the importance of teaching "life skills")
SALLY: Of course understanding what change you're going to get back is a good thing, unless you tell the cashier to fuck off before you get it.

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KELLY: Well, she's very perceptive.
MATT: Yeah, she's like a savant.

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(defending someone I see daily)
MATT: You're like an imbedded journalist.
COURTNEY: You have stockholm syndrome.

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(matt got plaid shirts from walmart for christmas that he returned for store credit)
KELLY: Well if you spend it at Sam's it's still the Walmart Corporation.
MATT: Well I'm gonna use it! I'm not giving Walmart $77 that's for goddamn sure!

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(matt says something "matt-esque")
KELLY (to courtney): Why do you live with him?
COURTNEY: I was JUST thinking that! I was JUST thinking that I was glad I'm his girlfriend because I don't think I could be his friend.

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KELLY: I like to sleep on the weekends. Like when you were talking about your ex-girlfriend sleeping until one I was like...
ADAM VL: You were like, "What's she doin? Diggin up worms?"