NR: Ms R my mom said I have to stop telling you all of my business.

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AMY: I'm like Rapunzel all locked up.

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DAD: Did your hostmom talk to you today?
AMY: Just to offer me cake but that was it.
KELLY: Well that's pretty good. Mom never gives us cake even when she likes us.
DAD: Yeah here when no one talked to you, no one talked to you and that was it. At least there when no one talks to you, you get cake.

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KELLY: Oh dad, I wish you would have seen mom at this kegger.
DAD: Kelly! I've had 20 years of seeing your mother at keggers. I've seen enough of your mother at keggers to last a lifetime.

*later*
(I tell mom above quote)
MOM: Twenty years? More than that...
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KELLY: Okay, so what people can tell me about their favorite snacks?
DN (age 9): Mangos.
KELLY: Okay. Mangos. And D, what do you have to do to the mango to prepare it to eat?
DN: I don't know- I've never had the things!
KELLY: Then why did you just say they were your favorite snack?
DN: You just said PEOPLE. "People's favorite snacks."

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DN (age 9): Mr. K said, "This class is like the Jerry Springer Show!"

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KATIEB: Mr. K is a nice guy...he just hates children.
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KELLY: Ms. T told me you're having trouble zipping the lip today.
RC (age 6):That's because someone spit in my hoodie!!!