DAVE: You should maybe talk to this kid about hygiene cuz he smells like a shit sandwich.

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KELLY: I'm putting you in my wedding just to torture you.
ADAM2 (nicki's adam): You do that.
KELLY: I will!
ADAM2: And when is that going to be again?

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SARAH T: We have a special class. Special...kind of like the Olympics.

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(to prospective roommate)
MELISSA: I guess we should talk about guests. As far as guys go, Tom stays here about two weekends a month.
(looks at me)
KELLY: Yeah, and well...whenever I can get someone drunk enough to come here they do. But that doesn't happen very often.