(eating)
BRON: Mmm. Bron hungry.
KEVIN: Hungry enough for third person.

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BRON: How come all of my great ideas are felonies?

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KELLY: Did Bob talk too much in the boat?
DAD: No. He talked non-stop to everyone else, but when he got in the boat with me he knew to stop...Unlike your mother who talks whether I respond or not.

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JESS MCV: I remember when we were sitting at dinner one night and Brenna said she had a "photogenic memory."

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(parents friends are really drunk)
SANDY: I have to leave. They're forcing me to go.
U. MARTY: I have a feeling that's the only way she ever leaves.

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ANNA U: Have you ever seen Laguna Bi-atch?

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MOM:..and Grandpa was like, "Where are you two sleeping?" and I said, "In the guest room." And he said, "But you aren't married." And I said, "Well...neither are you."

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KELLY: That reminds me of the time mom said it was too bad I didn't have a live-in boyfriend to keep costs down.

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(Amy's BFF Justin- that dad is jealous of because she spends more time with J than dad- used his one call in detox to call someone else)

DAD: Remember that, Amy.
KELLY: Yeah, Amy. Dad would never do that to you. When he goes to detox, you'll be his first call.

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(after driving with me for 10 minutes)
ADAM VL: So...how would you rate your driving on 1-10 scale, 10 being the best and one being worst driver ever?
KELLY: Probably....like a two or three.