Out with the Sisters

(about a bad waitress)
BRENNA: Maybe she's just hung over.
DAD: Well maybe she should choose another profession.

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AMY: She's dick-matized.
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KELLY: Joe says all the girls like that guy but only as a friend.
BRENNA: AKA, he has a small dick.

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B: There are so many guys who want ass. You might as well be with one that wants ass and treats you well. (I start to write) You don't need to write that down. It's just a fact of life.

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(brenna takes a pic of me and amy)
BRENNA: You guys look like shit, FYO.