(cohort e Allison's student)
STUDENT: I don't like what the voices in my head are saying about you, Ms. G.

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(first day introductions)
MRS. M: Don't come in here and act all weird. I had a husband that acted really weird and I divorced him!

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(teacher talking to assistant principal in front of a badass group)

MRS.M: And they all think all of this is so funny. Look at this one here. He's still laughing. Go on and tell an administrator how funny you think all of this is.
(it's really quiet and the kid doesn't know how to respond)
STUDENT: Um..I think it's a little bit funny.

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(susan is going to check on some weird noises coming from the cabin next door)
MEL:Susan, don't go over there.
KELLY: Yeah, do it!
MEL: Don't be the harlot of the northwoods, Susan.