Respect the Title

(stefan is called a movie elitist)

STEFAN: Would a pretentious person own Cool Runnings and LOVE IT? UNIRONICALLY?

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BRAD: No hard feelings. It could have been worse. You could have been Maggy.
JENNY: Put THAT on a tshirt.

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JARRETT: Apparently Mad Dog (his dad) went to the beach to get a pick-up volleyball game going and he tried to start his "Mad Dog" name. It didn't stick. I was like, "Sorry dad. Not everyone respects the title."

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(about their best friends' daughter being nude in a play)

PATTY: It was pretty uncomfortable after the show.
MARTY: I was somewhat uncomfortable DURING the show.

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MARTY: Are you talking about Little Boy Mouse?
KELLY: That's hilarious.
MARTY: No really. That was his role in a play and he didn't need makeup.