KELLY: has mom been on the phone all day?
AMY: haha pretty much!
AMY: and obsessively turning on the vacuum for no particular reason

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KELLY: how did you ring in the new year?
JOHN: um i went over to my aunt's and uncles house for a big dinner
JOHN: then we sat on the couch and slowly got drunk
JOHN: while watching a documentary about a 627 lb women
KELLY: lol
JOHN: write that one down

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