BRENNA: I said, "don't you like to walk down memory lane?" and dad said, "Nope. It's a dead end."
DAD: Don't do drugs.
MOM: I did, but I still remember stuff.

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BRENNA: "Dead End Lane"-- that's what we can call him instead of Bricky.
KELLY: Bricky? Yeah- where did that come from?
MOM: Amy came up with that.
BRENNA: No, I came up with it because talking to him is like talking to a brick wall.

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BRENNA: I'm really good at looking like I don't care.

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BRENNA: I just don't get her....cognitive process.

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(mom's thinking of letting her hair go white)
KELLY: What will dad think? What if he doesn't think you're sexy with white hair?
MOM: He probably won't even notice.

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(about their trip to mexico)
KELLY: Did you go on a lot of romantic walks on the beach?
MOM: Not exactly. We went on a lot of LONG walks. I was like, "What is this, an endurance test?"

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(Kristin's worrying because 30 is right around the corner)KELLY: Well they say that 30's the new 20.
KRISTIN: I know. They also say that brown's the new black, which I really hope is true because I look good in earth tones.

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KRISTIN: There are only two people in the world that I hate and one of them is that Carrie girl. I don't know who the other one is yet but I know there's somebody else out there.