Sittin in the Back

Today during social studies I sat in the back to observe and a student was told to sit next to me. This student is that kid who never stops talking, has 4 million questions and five million answers.

(substitute is explaining longitude and latitude. He says that when you walk out of the building you're facing north.)
STUDENT (to me): Are these like survival tips or something?
(pauses)
STUDENT: Like, where does moss grow on trees-like on the NORTH side or something, right?

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SUB: Sometimes my son calls me from Tokyo.
STUDENT (to no one in particular): I wonder if he knows Chinese...
KELLY: Tokyo is in Japan.
STUDENT: Well I don't know about China...I just know it's PACKED.

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SUB: You children are as smart as any sixth graders in any class.
STUDENT(to me): Not the Chinese, though. But that's cuz they have only one day of summer vacation.